One day we were fighting some imaginary monkeys in this lodge in the middle of Hawaii, when suddenly Jennifer let out this god almighty scream. She thought something had hit her in the bum. As it turns out, my trident whipped her in the ass.
I purposefully did not want to watch anything I’ve done so far; I actually don’t like looking at my face, so I don’t like watching myself on the screen. It’s an insecurity thing I have.
Sam Webb by Cameron McNee for the Fashionisto #6
This has a very late-19th c. Russian feel to me.
It’s Royally Time
It’s Time by Imagine Dragons vs. Royals by Lorde.
Reversed: It’s Time for Royals
Previous mashup: Royals Go Around… Come Around
Simon drank one of those blue drinks- I told him not to, but he didn’t listen- and he turned into a rat.